I was raised in a lutheran family and had to go to church until I was a teenager.

It was always so boring from the beginning so it never had a hold on me and I remember thinking something along the lines of “If I was god I would be so pissed off that I have to listen to this shit (horrible singing and people sucking ass) every week.”

From that day on I made a pact with god that if he exists, I will never bother him cause hes got enough people screaming for his attention like a bunch of toddlers.

So anyway now we catch up for a beer every few months to blow off some steam and he gives me the next weeks lotto numbers as a thank you