Neither has the stamina to choke the other out, and both would be wheezing after a few punches. After two minutes we’d be forced to sit through ages of them limply clawing at one another’s adams apples and throwing limp-wristed, weightless punches in the general direction of each other’s groin until random chance decides the winner via myocardial infarction.
The only way that cage match would be redeemable is if them two fight it out to the death
It would take forever though.
Neither has the stamina to choke the other out, and both would be wheezing after a few punches. After two minutes we’d be forced to sit through ages of them limply clawing at one another’s adams apples and throwing limp-wristed, weightless punches in the general direction of each other’s groin until random chance decides the winner via myocardial infarction.
Not if we give both of them a
littlefair amount of PCP.I’m listening…
Not as long as our current horrible reality
I don’t even know who I’d want to win.
If either of them dies, humanity wins.
We could add a hydraulic press
Have the match in a small, sealed room. Give them both grenades.
Nah, just close the door and bury the room in cement.