The jokes write themselves
Poor lil fella must have starved to death.
Oh no, they can’t remove the only coherent thoughts he has!
The worm died over a decade ago…
And Kennedy seems to think the cause of death was eating his brain
Kennedy said in the deposition that the doctor thought the spot on the scan “was caused by a worm that got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died.”
That’s just a sequence of events. “I stood up and then my car alarm went off” doesn’t mean those events are linked. The worm probably just doesn’t live that long or something.
There are myriad things we can point to to mock these people but showing off our poor reading comprehension isn’t going to help.
Amy:
FryBobby, what happened to your brain slug?Farnsworth: Tsk, tsk. The poor guy starved to death.
Of course the worm was dead. Reason of death: starvation.
Definitely presidential material.
yeah, that tracks
The space worm realized he picked a bad host and committed suicide
They need to lobotomize him like they did with Rosemary.
What they’re not telling is the worm died of starvation. It was likely the preferable alternative.
The phrasing of “was caused by a worm that got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died” implies that just a nibble of his brain was so toxic that it caused the parasitic worm to die. Hopefully RFK Jr. gets proper treatment and any lasting effects are healed. With a presidential race where the candidates’ mental faculties are such a point of contention, it seems like RFK Jr. will avoid much of the armchair doctors’ criticism despite his affliction because he’s not either of the two main candidates.
I hate looking at him. I hate hearing his voice. But this is hilarious.
Let’s hope they soon discover and rid him of all the lives ones which continue to devour his grey matter
Presidential candidates looking good this year:
Old guy who bicycles
Old guy who golfs
Guy with literal brain worms
