“Clueless old man tries the cloud.”
“Which programming language will kill you the fastest? One man searches for the answer.”
Assembly.
Might I refer you to Brainfuck, or perhaps Whitespace?
Do let me know of the outcome!
Spoiler
“The hackers chainsaw” - Forth
Old Reverse Polish Yoda can kill with one Word.
Man goes to memorial service and learns coworker’s shocking secret!
Scientists discover THIS many shots of vodka will inebriate you
He’s unemployed, autistic, spends his free time configuring Linux distros, doomscrolling and falling down Wikipedia rabbit holes. You won’t believe how he met his wife!
3 long lines of ‘headline’ won’t get you any clicks (and no wife)
You Won’t Believe This Guy’s Crazy Knife Collection!
Waiting for help, this shocking new treatment might be just what was needed!
Retired at 38 and living childless with his wife in the countryside… What will he do with the rest of his life? #7 may surprise you.
She Put 26 Years Into A Relationship In Exchange For A Mountain Of Debt, And Now He’s Throwing Things At Her!
Man dies killing two cars on bicycle, his zombie stole my KOM ten years later.
Does life suck, or not?
Man tasked with feeding his best friend’s dog his last meal. You’ll never believe what was on the menu!
“Will he kill himself? This man hates his life!”
Hi there. We all have ups and downs in life, but sometimes the downs can feel really down or can feel like they will never end. Take heart though, things can and do get better. If you are having thoughts about taking your own life, know that there are people who care, and are there to help you. Reach out to someone if you need to.
https://www.psychologytoday.com/ca/basics/suicide/suicide-prevention-hotlines-resources-worldwide
