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I was totally buying it until I got to “mustard”

• A Knights Tale
• Scott Pilgrim vs The World
• Young Frankenstein
• The Matrix
• The Big Lebowski

I read that comment as sarcastic

Ironic, considering some of Jesus’s best friends were hoes

There’s the Sacajawea dollar coins

That’s a good one, I’d have steak and rice every other night

Wow I just skimmed it. This is really stupid. Unconstitutional? Yeah. Evil? A bit. But more than anything this is just so fucking dumb. Like cringy dumb. This government couldn’t just be evil they had to be embarrassing too.

What, you’re telling me you don’t possess a hamster-powered freezer?

Not sure where you heard that, it hardly has anything in common with the original besides the main character, general premise, and some themes. The tone, dialogue, most characters, and subplots are totally different.

I can clone her…

Yeah just walk in there and start throwing tables, you know like Jesus would

Probably ginger beer. I’ll even squeeze some lime in there if I want a Moscow mule hold the Moscow.

Date in the corner says 2015

whatever I want

I thought that was more like salt and vinegar?

…which I also love

aye piefed gang

With Coheed and Cambria right? I was this close to getting tickets to that one but bowed out because I’d already seen Primus on their tribute to kings tour and didn’t care for Coheed and Cambria, but now I regret it because I’ve been listening Guerilla Toss recently and they’re hella very catchy

edit: can’t use “hella” more than once in a comment chain, I don’t make the rules

Magic is Easy by Guerilla Toss is hella wobbly