Vengefu1 Tuna

This is actually true. I went to an expensive Christian private school (it was awful) where I became friends with his granddaughter. According to her, he thought Chuck Norris jokes were hilarious. One time, he even showed up for grandparents’ day and he handed out little baseball card-like signed pictures of himself. He was also much shorter than I expected.

When we first got married, instead of calling me “hubby” she called me “hooby”. So I started calling her “wief” (rhymes with reef), which lead to “leafy wief”, and now it’s just “leafy”. It’s become an inside joke and it’s stuck.

I had a hard time with it too. God Mode made it much better for me, don’t be afraid to use it if needed!