spicy pancake

ty for your service friendly linkmonger 😊🫡

fingers crossed for child marriage becoming illegal (and in less than 50 years. the sooner the better)

JET SET RADIOOOOOOOOOOO

Earthbound/Mother (mainly Mother 3)
Zelda (especially Ocarina and Twilight Princess)
Ratchet & Clank (especially the first game had some bangers)
Half Life, surprisingly. It has very little music but Diabolical Adrenaline Guitar drops at the perfect moment and makes you feel like you’re living in an action movie. 🤌
OFF by Mortis Ghost is similar. Mostly ambient tracks but the melodic ones hit different

especially when they go down staircases, I’ve read

it puts the coochie in the bath or else it gets the straw again

I’m an uncoordinated middle aged poot monster and can confirm the universal utility of the sucky bar has probably saved me from getting several stitches

women 🍵

I didn’t really think of it as a “power” but now that you mention it, I could probably prank the hell out someone with some wacky nonsense. Voof some guava jelly and shoot 'er out the cooter during sex. SURPRISE!!! 🤪

(this will likely never happen as I’m perpetually single. gee i wonder why)

I didn’t either so imagine my fuckin surprise 💀

but then I couldn’t go on the internet! everyone knows there are no girls on the internet!

haha fortunately it only happened at home & not an amount that would have made it outside clothes anyway

I’m the kind of person that tells internet strangers that my cunt vacuumed bath water. you bet I’d be slinging that cognitohazard of truth to anyone unlucky enough to be present lmao

both games have made me look up and go “wtf the sun went down hours ago!?”

at my last job I found out the guy who was training me was making the same amount even though he had 2 years’ experience. i nagged him about it enough that he actually went to HR and got them to “fix” that “mistake.”

remember to clean your jets regularly i saw a video of someone cleaning the jets for someone who didn’t know you had to clean them and i will never enter a mystery jacuzzi again oh god 🫠

attach suction cups to one side

instructions unclear listened to an entire season of a podcast, am still unwashed but soaking wet, my water bill is now $500, and my fingers are pruny

…remind me not to eat off any of your dishes

I wish women were real. They’re so pretty.

wh–do other people with vaginas jerk off in the tub!? I specifically stopped taking baths because my snatch kept slurping water then ejecting it into my underwear later. Yick.