You know, I was starting to worry that there wasn’t enough disinformation online.

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Fork found in kitchen.

Myself and most of my family are fleeing next week, and I’m still worried that this infection will spread to where we’re going. They want this to be global.

I got my 15 year old account permanently banned for filing one report against a user who was stalking my profile to call me slurs. (This was “abusing the report button”, apparently.) Everyone in my household got their accounts banned alongside mine. It’s very strange how the site is being run now.

My uncle works at Nintendo and has already fired everyone who didn’t cry when they heard the news.

We found a note where he said he did this in honor of his black transgender immigrant girlfriend named Marxina McWoke. But the dog ate it.

It was assigned “blank piece of paper” at birth, then transitioned into “paper with words on it”. Case closed. Arrest everyone.

I’m glad the free speech warriors are keeping comedy legal.

He looked in the general direction of a possibly-trans person once, so this is one more example of trans terrorism.

(White Groyper shoots someone)

“This is Black people’s fault somehow.”

He deserves the same empathy and compassion he gave to other victims of gun violence.

Had my fifteen year old account permabanned a short while ago because I reported someone for following me from sub to sub to call me slurs and tell me to commit suicide. This was “abusing the report button”, apparently. (I only sent a single report about this person.) Everyone in my household got their accounts nuked as well.

I don’t give a shit if the couch sues him for child support.

I haven’t watched YouTube much since they broke the search. And that’s far from the only thing they broke, it’s just what stopped making the site very worthwhile to me. I’m sure I’m not the only one who’s significantly cut down or stopped using it.

What’s the best alternative for Google?

Go on vacation? Believe it or not, banned.

I could live for a thousand more years and it still wouldn’t be distant enough.