President Miller is abusing his First Lady.

What kind of lunatic would believe the evidence of their eyes and ears?

Instead of lootboxes, you cut open journalists to get your prizes.

I’ve been wondering for a while where the point of diminishing returns is. Surely, at some point, ads become aggressive enough to have an adverse effect on advertisers?

Call me naive but I thought he was only lightly sipping on his own kool-aid, not drinking it by the gallon.

I can’t wait to see South Park having to put their version of Vance into the Oval Office.

Yes, those would be the victims. Anything else?

I will never understand how this obvious manipulation has been legal for decades.

We’d never even make it to a billion. You have a million? Go nuts! A second million. Sure, go ahead. A third million? Do you really need all that? What kind of monster can cross that threshold a thousand times and still not be content?

The alarm clocks inside better say ‘Hey, you. You’re finally awake.’

It’s load-bearing dust.

You won’t have to live in an iron lung if your health care provider refuses to cover the cost. See? The system works!

Why contain it? Let it spill over to the schools and churches, let the bodies pile up in the streets. In the end, they’ll beg us to save them.

• Bob Page, 2052

When I heard “CrowdStrike” took down operating systems everywhere, I thought it was the name of a virus or a group of hackers. I’m not the only one hearing an inherent villainy in that name, right?

Minding your business is one thing, the other is porn being illegal in Ukraine. But let this be the first step towards rectifying that in the next era.