It sounds like you have never experienced an EV. Or even seen one.

Rivian makes some of the most unique looking vehicles on the road.

EVs have more storage, especially isolated compartmenta for dirty or wet things, etc

Have you ever seen a lucid do smoky tire donuts?

Have you ever ridden in a PLAID?

Your points are pretty weak

Batteries can be recycled. Hybrids are twice the maintenance

What the fuck

I fucking hate gas powered cars