sooo… is she a zombie then?

no, he won’t

who is he calling “goobers”?! bro, look in the mirror, you’re the epitome of goober-ism

Should be Pro-Plague Research Institute

be thankful he didn’t name it Trump Intelligence

I’m super cereal, you guys!

Anti-Plague Research Institute

I bet I know what this mystery virus is

" lol what arms? who did new phonw"

🏅

but can he do a summersault?

dangnabbit!

How did we manage to go from perfectly fair and square election to all electronic voting is rigged in the two years that he has been in power 🤔

he got COVID that one time…that was decent day

Nothing will come of it. This is just pretense.

Why not just shit in my mouth directly?

BYOB

Soooo…spy vans?

Apparently occupational health and safety is a seldom considered concept in US

Ah, so the Constitution is just a listacle of privileges! Gotcha.

I’m sorry, what?? Am I having a stroke here?