Why don’t the headlines include that this was his response to asking if Obama was right when he said aliens exist? It makes it so much funnier

This is what they get for making “never from concentrate” a seal of quality

Ngl, I had to use context clues to determine that paracetamol is acetaminophen. I don’t know what I thought paracetamol up to this point but that Ameribrain for ya

We need to stop using the term impeachment. We’ll have to depose

Fuck

“When the job was done” is very generous of you

In closing arguments, defense attorney Sabrina Shroff argued that a sandwich could not and did not cause harm. “This case, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, is about a sandwich,” she said

Dell Magnitude! Pop Pop

I’m sure his office is getting some phone calls from some very powerful people today

Fuck the police. Fuck AI. Fuck any combo of them

Supreme Court ain’t gonna care

It’s even worse when you remember the news from just the other day that grok is looking at elon’s tweets to determine it’s opinion on topics

Looks like a lot of people who are waking up off the clock! I roll out of bed, clock in, and then have to spend 30 minutes actually waking up for the day.

Don’t have to post in every community. Shows as many duplicates in my feed as

I started solving it then opened the comments to start writing down my work, then saw someone else solved it so I stopped

Lots of back and forth on inspection items. We wanted a lot fixed that should be fixed and they did do it as well as a lot of consolations, but if we had to sell this house right now, as I lost my job yesterday, I wouldn’t have the cash to be able to fix stuff that needs it for another inspection

At the same time, that absolutely is a life altering change. Even the biggest idiots don’t deserve to get their life upended. I don’t know what the right solution is, but I can extend significant empathy to “I did a dumb thing and I don’t know how to keep my home now without uprooting it”.

I’ve only bought one home and it was recently. It was every bit as aweful as I expected but having seen what they are in for, they might not have the cash around nessicary to sell the home without getting scammed by predatory buyers.

The entirety of real estate is so fucked

At this point, we should probably start including zoomers in these memes cause they have been on this ride with us for a hot minute

But he knows his followers defend him by always claiming he’s joking and he’s wanting everyone to know for sure he means it

These themed hotels are getting out of hand