He does own a “media” company. I’d be willing to bet that he billed himself for the work like he charges the Secret Service to stay at his hotels.

Locking him in a room blasting Obama speeches on loop 24/7 for the rest of his life would be a fun social experiment.

Infusion - Daylight Hours

The mechanism that allows him to feel is indeed broken.

Norbit.

I mean, it was questionable then too. But looking back on how Eddie Murphy decided to tank his career says a lot about how comedians of the time loved punching down.

I wonder if the divorce is a result of her killing enough of their dogs to finally call it quits.

I haven’t checked lately, is the price still on the can, though?

toxic old boss from before i got my professional job.

I’d have to agree. cowards wouldn’t do it just because there’s no large body of water separating them from consequences.

Wake me up once they’ve given up there and punch down enough to go to war with the Crips.

hey now, SVR deserves a lot more credit.

Since all ballots have Putin’s name on it, by default, all votes go to Putin.

Also shitting himself. If he could do that so hard that he goes into the forever sleep, I think it would benefit the world greatly.

goon platoon

Wasn’t even Daft Punk. It’s some mainstream hip hop song and the whole thing I guess is a rip off of a Tiger Woods tiktok meme.

Idaho is the potato state for a reason. That reason is that potatoes have a longer life expectancy than their children on average.

techno music

we’re back in the 90s and any song that uses synthesized instruments is “techno”

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why make trillions when we could make… billions? - Microsoft

I’m picturing the selection process for pilots to be the same as Battlefield games where it’s first person to get in the vehicle.

“I want to go on something more thrilling than Delta 1628 with service to LA!”