It keeps getting realer and realer.

They know they’ll all end up there.

When I was a teen, I had a friend call me on the phone one Friday evening to help him beat a Donkey Kong Country level because he knew I had the Nintendo Player’s Guide.

We spent 30 minutes troubleshooting that shit. One of my best experiences as a child.

Fanny packs.

Shine on, you crazy diamond.

A question about your ages.

In my experience, honesty and responsibility are not gendered, they’re endangered.

Why would his father’s death cause her to stop being his step-mother?

The completely masculine urge to sit down in the shallow water underneath the rain mushroom.

Johnny Appleseed

[speaking in a foreign language]

Looks like ExO meets Over the Garden Wall

Did they get Putin’s order wrong back in 2009 or something?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUF5esTscZI

It’s code for “Us, not them.”

“Who’s them?”

“You know…. the others.”

Uncivilized land.

It needs civility.

Two… months.

The first operations might’ve spooked the other kidnappers.

The irony of the company world-famous for being over-priced having the streaming service which most justifies a price increase.