Nice try, pickpocket.
Nice try stochastic pick pocketer
nice try fed 😛

Ctrl + F. “Knife.” Only 5 results.
I’m not angry, I’m just disappointed.
Left: Keys and wallet
Right: PhoneIf either is missing: Panic
A tissue.
Just in case.
#fapnation
I need several tissues for that
FR = PHONE FL= KEYS RR=WALLET LEFT WRIST =WATCH/FITNESS TRACKER NECK OF SHIRT = GLASSES
Sorry. I count to five before leaving the house to make sure I have everything and so I included more than pockets.
front right: phone side right: wallet front left: keys side left: smoking stuff, meshtastic radio back left: handkerchief
For some reason your post reminded me of when I got my first flip phone and I hadn’t had a designated pocket for it.
That’s why they had phone holsters.
Didn’t we just do this yesterday?
Damn, sorry. I was in a restaurant trying to settle a bet. I didn’t have chance to look back at the posts.
I’m prepared for my lashings.
No lashings in order, but that is an uncanny coinkydink.
most days, I wear cargo pants, and I put my phone in right pocket, keys in left. and Bluetooth earbuds in lower left pocket , wallet in the lower right.
Cargo can be hard to find in the shops these days. I love it for air travel.
Daily carry: front left, phone. Front right keys. Back right, wallet. Back left, a pack of paper tissues.
Phone, left front. Wallet (including work fob) and key in right front; small flashlight and chapstick in the coin pocket; pen clipped to back right pocket.
Plus I guess not technically in my pocket, but I’ve been front horizontal carrying a leatherman (or sometimes a fixed blade with a pry bar clipped to it).
My hands cos they’re cold
Phone in right back pocket or inner jacket pocket. Left front pocket, snus, if I don’t have a jacket left pocket for it. Right front pocket, apartment keys and lip balm. Earplugs in right jacket pocket. And if I’m going for a breakfast or lunch at a café, reading pad in inner left pocket.
that’s wild. I prefer keeping my anus in my right front pocket
Haha, oops. Snus is what it was supposed to be.








