EatingOnions@lemmy.world to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoPutin enemy dies suddenly from accidental mushroom poisoningextra.ieexternal-linkmessage-square91linkfedilinkarrow-up1553arrow-down15
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minus-squareLushed_Lungfish@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoIntern: But comrade doctor, the man was obviously shot! Comrade Doctor: Not so comrade, the mushrooms simply happened to be 9mm lead and thus he can reasonably have been said to have died of lead mushroom poisoning.
Intern: But comrade doctor, the man was obviously shot!
Comrade Doctor: Not so comrade, the mushrooms simply happened to be 9mm lead and thus he can reasonably have been said to have died of lead mushroom poisoning.