I get it, you’re better than me because you like it and I don’t.

        • @[email protected]
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          I smash water. Drink a minimum half gallon a day. I want something different from time to time.

          • Midnight Wolf
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            Sir please stop fucking our water supply, you are turning it white

      • Majorllama
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        I recently found a very mildly sweetened tea and I’ve been in love. Tall can and only 7 grams of sugar. I can drink them all day and I don’t feel like I’m going to enter into a diabetic coma like I do after one sip of Arizona tea.

        Problem is they aren’t cheap and they only give you free shipping on the first batch… Not sure I am willing to spend the money on getting them consistently which sucks. I need to find somewhere local and stock up.

          • Majorllama
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            Yeah I remember those.

            I don’t know what people seem to only want entirely unsweetened or super diabetic sweetened. Why can’t anyone offer a slightly sweet drink.

            I’m telling you it’s a conspiracy by big sugar.

      • NielsBohron
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        Plus, they are amazing as mixers, so you can always make them alcoholic

    • ditty
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      La Croix seems to be the best of the available off-the-shelf sparkling waters brands, at least where I live. Liquid Death, Bubbly, Aha, Spindrift, and Waterloo just don’t seem as good imo.

      Though Topo Chico is also bomb 👍

    • @[email protected]
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      I love sparkling water, and bonus that the office stocks them in the fridge. Biggest complaint is that they don’t have just plain, no flavor La Croix or lime either.

      • @[email protected]
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        Topo Chico is god tier - above Perrier, San Peligrino, etc… It’s just carbonated as fuck. Don’t even need flavor.

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    Brainwashed by popular sugar products, the human makes fun of healthier alternatives. Where’s my high fructose corn syrup, caffeine, and cancer causing agents?! /s

    • bountygiver [any]
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      just not liking the teasing of flavor is all. If I want flavor I will drink the sugary ones, otherwise I will just drink plain water. Having nothing is better than unsatisfying amount that makes you want more.

    • GigliorananomicomOP
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      It taste like drinking carbonated water while someone whispers the flavor three rooms over 😅

      • Scrubbles
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        To me I thought the same for a long time, until I realized things like soda had completely nuked my taste buds. After cutting out soda and other insanely high in sugar things a lot more started tasting better, and la croix now has a ton of flavor.

        • @[email protected]
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          I’m sure that’s probably true for many people, but also some people just don’t vibe with seltzers. I quit drinking everything but water and black coffee a few years back due to kidney stones and I still can’t stand lightly flavored seltzers.

    • Cornflake
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      I’m guessing they just don’t care for the cool, refreshing taste of sparkling water

      • GigliorananomicomOP
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        No, I just prefer to taste a flavor rather than just reading it on the label 🤣

          • @[email protected]
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            They aren’t actually flavored at all, they’re just scented. If you plug your nose you can’t taste them

            • @[email protected]
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              Plug your nose and most things taste bland lol, and I’m pretty sure they have flavor to them. Regardless, what difference would it make if the effect is the same?

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                I was born without a sense of smell, bubly and Lacroix taste like plain seltzer and that just doesn’t appeal to me.

              • @[email protected]
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                If you have a weak sense of smell then you can’t taste them at all. I can taste most things fine though (la croix excluded) without them tasting bland. Smell definitely adds to flavoring but it’s not like it’s the only thing responsible for how you taste food/drinks.

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      It tastes like licking a crt screen that is showing the scrambled image of a grapefruit.

      So, it’s great when the office stocks it for free.

  • @[email protected]
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    The Lemoncello is a strong delicious flavor.

    The Cherry Blossom is NASTY, it tastes like tootsie rolls.

    • @[email protected]
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      Lacroix? Taste?

      Are you a super taster or something? I only ever taste cardboard with a fine mist of watered down fruit juice when I drink them.

      Bubbly’s are way better, or even Waterloos.

      • @[email protected]
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        Well, I don’t drink any sugary drinks ever, so that may be part of it. But the Lemoncello specifically has very much taste!

      • @[email protected]
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        Hi. It depends on how long you haven’t drank any sweet drinks like soda. LaCroix has a lot of flavor. But if you where to drink 2 mountain dews a day for 10 years straight you won’t taste anything but ass.

  • @[email protected]
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    If that’s the devils water I guess I’m a devil worshipper. I love sparkling water. La croix is very good however Spindrift is my favorite and love all their flavors.

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      Hello fellow spindrift enjoyer, it’s good to know that there’s others like me. Honestly I just love the lemon flavor (no hate on other ones though).

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    Maaaan. I kicked soda several years back and I like flavored water now lol. It’s getting a bit pricey now these days.

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    82 months ago

    I’ll take Pellegrino. But the devil didn’t make carbonated water, he made Canada Geese,

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    There are a lot of categories of food and drink that I will never understand how anyone likes them. ‘Unsweetened and carbonated’ is reasonably high on the list for me - carbonation itself is bitter in my experience, and bitter by itself is unpleasant.

    Of course different strokes for different folks, I don’t think people who like it should stop, I just don’t get why they do.

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      I don’t understand why people drink water uncarbonated. I got mytself a soda maker, though as the water is just fine here. I usually only add a drop of lemon juice.

      I don’t get people binging on liquid sugar drinks. Only a hint of syrup gives my bubbly water the idea of sweetness.

      I wouldn’t buy this crap though, I’d happily drink it for free.

      • @[email protected]
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        22 months ago

        Home-brewer here. I’ve used a C02 canister and keg to carbonate my beer for a while, since it’s simpler and more consistent than trying to add sugar to a bottle before capping it.

        I also bought a $1 adapter that lets me connect my CO2 to a bottle and carbonate a few liters of water with a few moments of shaking. Add a few tiny bottles of flavoring and I can make a 12-pack of seltzer in about 30 seconds with any flavors I have on hand. Pear is my current favorite, but I also have cherry, vanilla, orange and others, and they can be mixed. My kiddos love the ‘dreamsicle’ that is a few drops of vanilla + orange. I rarely add sugar, unless I’m aiming for a more ‘soda’ vibe.

        The CO2 canister and gas regulator assembly was probably $70-ish bucks around 10 years ago. Refilling the canister is $20 and I do it around quarterly, while making 5-10 liters of seltzer a week. I have a homebrew store nearby, but I’m pretty sure that I could find a food-grade CO2 provider too, since any bar needs one.

        I have friends who use SodaStream, but their gas canisters are terrible for pricing when you can do it yourself.

        I used seltzer to kick a soda habit. I swapped sugary sodas like Mountain Dew for a non-sugar fizzy drink. I just couldn’t go for flat water and needed the bubbles. LaCroix and its cousins were a step in the right direction and having the ability to make my own on-demand was perfect.

    • TheRealKuni
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      Dude I love that shit. Especially citrusy flavors. But everyone’s tastes are different.

  • @[email protected]
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    32 months ago

    If I ever have to unload one of those fucking trucks again I’m going to commit a terrorist attack.

  • @[email protected]
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    12 months ago

    Hail Satan then, I’m a recovering alcoholic and millennial and I like drinking something that feels like a punishment.