Fuck, uhhhhh… My Polish was awful when I studied and now it’s worse than ever.

Alright, get it together. I can do this! Apologies in advance…

“Knurled silly straws, d’awww!”

At the woke Tasmanian pharmacy, a nasty miniature commander said !Pretzelsmakemygown

A zesty woman said nah lil baby that’s so whack to go cum in Tarzan…

Your comment was a real challenge, but I feel pretty confident that I nailed the translation