Scrambled porn is a core memory.

Back in the early 90’s my parents somehow managed the money to buy a bonafide satellite dish – for those who are too young to remember, satellite dishes in those times were massive and tall, and they had motors to reposition themselves to different satellites; unlike those fixed-position tiny things Dish Network sells.

Something along these lines:

Anyway, it was really cool. I got to watch X-Files without commercials and before its network release, I watched Dennis Leary’s Asshole music video, some clear channel porn, and of course the porn stations depicted in this meme.

When was this ever only 1 channel?

You were a normal kid, a curious kid with a LOT of hormones.

Now, that thing you did with Aunt Peggy…

I’m hard

Good ol’ Skinemax.

I’m curious if it was the Mike Hunt TV channel that was on late at night. It was always porn and the guy hosting it was always showing off his fat buds on the screen before the porn rolled. As a kid, I loved it.

I remember that movie!

I look back on these days of my youth, and smile for I can now detect scrambled nipples in the waves of multicolored distortion.

I don’t know exactly which channel that is… but I’m pretty sure that one part is an elbow. Maybe a boob.