Yokozuna@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 2 years agoJust sprinkle it onlemmy.worldimagemessage-square25linkfedilinkarrow-up1572arrow-down112
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minus-squareSterile_Technique@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17arrow-down1·2 years ago It’s all part of God’s plan My responses to that nonsense include: “Damn, that guy’s a real sadist.” “Which god? My money’s on Zeus, he’s always cooking up this type of shenanigans when he’s trying to trick some woman into fucking him.” “Our Lord the flying spaghetti monster would do no such thing.” Feel free to contribute some more ammo.
minus-squareTwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2 years agoBabies with bone cancer are on the express lane to becoming angels. Brain tumors are gods creations just like little kittens.
My responses to that nonsense include:
“Damn, that guy’s a real sadist.”
“Which god? My money’s on Zeus, he’s always cooking up this type of shenanigans when he’s trying to trick some woman into fucking him.”
“Our Lord the flying spaghetti monster would do no such thing.”
Feel free to contribute some more ammo.
Babies with bone cancer are on the express lane to becoming angels.
Brain tumors are gods creations just like little kittens.