I snap my fingers as I approach red traffic lights and my confirmation bias is off the charts.
If you’re driving at night, you gotta flash them brights.
Sometimes when I’m with my 5 and 3 year olds, yeah.
I make Sith force gestures
And at stoplights, yes.
“You will turn green”
turns green
“Yeah, I’m a fuckin’ Jedi.”
“No you’re not. You just watched the light on the cross street.”
“I find your lack of faith disturbing.”
I just thought everybody did this…
I used to, but my timing was so bad it was just embarrassing.
I’m a below average height male and on periodic occasion I don’t trigger the motion sensing ones and it’s awkward. Now I typically always just raise my arm and wave instinctively. Not quite jedi gestures, but eh.
No, but I’m going to. Thanks.
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My gestures, if I were to make them, would be more akin to Dr. Strange’s sling ring gestures, Tony Stark’s virtual desktop gestures, or John Anderton’s virtual desktop gestures.
I do it on elevator doors.
My old town had stop lights that were timed nearly perfectly if you went the speed limit. Only exception was when they were resetting from an emergency vehicle passing (or pedestrian).
I would wave my hand and mutter some Jedi stuff at it and it would change. People still gunned it from one light to get stopped at the next…
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