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devilish666@lemmy.worldBanned from community to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

Someone escaped the Matrix

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Someone escaped the Matrix

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devilish666@lemmy.worldBanned from community to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • GaiusBaltar@lemmy.worldBanned from community
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      I used to be a network engineer and I found farming bloody complicated. You might be very surprised at the breadth of knowledge it takes to successfully farm today.

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    Farmin’ CRYPTO on YO MAMA’S dusty old COMPAQ! 🎤🫳

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    We love that for him. Escape

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    Break those rusty chains

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    I’ve had days where I’ve felt like doing that.

  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.ml
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    Farming is just a different matrix mode

  • Yeather@lemmy.ca
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    Don’t be fooled he’s only going to hack tractors.

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      If you come from IT, you never really quit. A little parser bug here, a small race condition there, or a fucking baking oven refusing to bake until you tell it what time it is. No hope, no escape.

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      Back in my day John Deere let you FIX the tractors

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        Ukrainians led the first front at “liberating” the John Deeres, so they can be turned right around to haul tanks.

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    I hope he finds farm life fulfilling.

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    I know a guy that did exactly this. I am living vicariously through him.

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