King@sh.itjust.works to memes@lemmy.world · 7 天前Men after finding out what women's romance novels are actually like:i.redd.itimagemessage-square77linkfedilinkarrow-up1249arrow-down19
arrow-up1240arrow-down1imageMen after finding out what women's romance novels are actually like:i.redd.itKing@sh.itjust.works to memes@lemmy.world · 7 天前message-square77linkfedilink
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·6 天前I mean, there are only so many ways to describe genitals 🤷♂️
minus-squareMojoMcJojo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·6 天前You would think so, and yet, that '62 Chardonnay isn’t going to uncork itself grandma thought as she surreptitiously grabbed her favorite battery operated bottle opener and locked the door.
minus-squarepotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 天前Damn, that really Mojo’d my McJojo, if you know what I’m saying.
minus-squareTheGrandNagus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 天前He plunged his enlarged pleasure column into my glistening velvet chasm And other such bizarre descriptors
I mean, there are only so many ways to describe genitals 🤷♂️
You would think so, and yet, that '62 Chardonnay isn’t going to uncork itself grandma thought as she surreptitiously grabbed her favorite battery operated bottle opener and locked the door.
Damn, that really Mojo’d my McJojo, if you know what I’m saying.
He plunged his enlarged pleasure column into my glistening velvet chasm
And other such bizarre descriptors
life finds a way :)