Ragdoll X@sh.itjust.works to

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What's the most recent lie you told?

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What's the most recent lie you told?

Ragdoll X@sh.itjust.works to

Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 9 months ago

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My sister asked me if I thought her infant/my niece was cute. I said yeah.

All babies are fugly and gross annoying blobs.
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  I’m so glad that I, as a man, don’t get handed over random babies from friends.
  
  “Do you want to hold him?”
  
  Oh god no, take that thing away! It’s gonna puke, I’m sure!
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  Especially newborns.

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