This is an update to this post.
This weekend, Amazon is premiering its $40 million Melania Trump documentary. It’s pretty clearly a bribe to the Trump family.
We’re going to disrupt the big premiere weekend by messing up Melania’s Amazon search results. Specifically, we’re going to amplify the paranormal erotic thriller novel Melania: Devourer of Men so it’s high in the results. Maybe #1!
The book is perfect: It’s absurd, the cover is ridiculous, and it’s free, so we’re not giving Amazon any money. (Fun fact: It’s free because of YOU, the users of A Boring Dystopia. After your comments on the last post I reached out to the author, and they agreed to make the book free this weekend.)
Currently, the book ranks #29 in Amazon search results for Melania. But all the other Melania results seem pretty weak (lol), so we can pull this off pretty easily. We just need people to:
- “Buy” the book (it’s free)
- Share this post and get other people to “buy” the book.
That’s it.
Here’s a link to the book, in case your Lemmy client stripped out the links above: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07HN9XC1H
Please share and we can celebrate as an erotic novel about a bat monster Melania Trump becomes a higher and higher search result on Amazon!
I now own a digital copy of this book.
As the mod of the bat community, I heartily approve of this effort. Long live erotic bat monsters!
This is a fun idea, but unfortunately Amazon’s search results are pay to play. (That’s why they’re always so bad.)
Thanks for reminding this. However, considering the small investment, still worth it even if might not be able to reach 1st place anyhow.
Melania is the worst first lady we ever had in the US. She is at base, the most uninteresting person. She is supposed to be on “the Five” tomorrow. I hope they ask her uncomfortable questions but I bet it will mostly be softball bullshit questions. She sucks and is unintelligent, just greedy and an Epstein operative/prop, as it is how she met the Orange Asshole. I hope she remains stuck with him because those who marry for money should be required to earn it.
She’s not the worst. I’ll take a boring grifter over Nancy fucking Reagan puppeting her mushbrained husband to ignore the AIDS crisis.
The maga cucks will spin this into a good thing. “Look how much people love her, they are writing stories about her.”
It’s up to 11th place as of the writing of this comment.
Don’t forget to 5 star it! This author’s stuff is brilliant: Forbidden Loveseat: A JD Vance & Usha Novel
Don’t buy it don’t download it. Give it zero time.
I can see it but can’t buy in Brazil :(
Likewise.
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Getting an Amazon account?
No, thank you
it was money laundering pure and simple.
Amazon Prime Video and Amazon the online store are two separate apps. This will have no impact unless it’s googled, and we push the book to the top. But simply searching “melania movie” will filter out the book.
We’re also way too small of a community (the fediverse at large even) to even push that kind of thing to impact any SEO.
I can positively recommend some other bedside reading from the same author:
wait is she a couch animorph
that’s not even a good couch thats an ikea special
Look at this guy getting all snobby about the couches he fucks; like he’s better than the rest of us :-D
Fuck, you made me wake my wife with that one!
It’s Melania’s magic power - but will it be enough to get her husband back from Peter Thiel’s claws?
she’s no stickley. she’s not even a lazy boy. i’m with betteridge on this one.
I bought it because i appreciate the gesture of making his melania fanfic free for this stunt lol
My Amazon recommendations will never be the same again
