HEAR YE HEAR YE FOR THE KING HATH TROOTED, LET IT BE SO

I DUG MAH KEY INTO THE SOD OF HIS PRETTY LIL SUPED UP ’LECTRIC DRIVE!

CARVED MAH NAME INTO HIS LEATHA SEEEEEEEEEEAEAEAEEEETS

“The future is now, old man”

-a 53 yr old

I just mean to say I don’t see any sort of barrier preventing the US government from sending the military in to massacre its own civilians

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That’s exactly what I was thinking. I feel like we’re months away at most

I like natural more as well because numbers aren’t real and claiming otherwise is just blue-balling all the nerds

Honestly, it’s clear SCOTUS cares as much about precedent as your average billionaire cares about the livability of the planet 100 years from now so hearing that they’re not going to listen to a case like this is refreshing

I get that people don’t like it for a wide variety of reasons. However, there are 2 things I absolutely adore about it:

1. The combat. Not so much the clunky clicking, but the way it strong-arms you into engaging with the alchemy and bestiary like an actual witcher would have to. Witchers don’t stand a chance against most of the monsters they fight without those stupidly potent potions and acute knowledge of their weaknesses.

2. The atmosphere. The game may be ugly up close, but every single map, every environment oozes with dreary medieval vibes or swampy fantasy. I don’t even think I can say that it’s good “for a low budget game” because the atmosphere stands the test of time. The developers had an idea for how the game should feel as soon as they started designing it and it shows.

I went back to play the first 2 games before replaying the third and finally finishing CP2077 a few years ago because I wanted to see how CDPR’s skills changed, and honestly? They haven’t, at least not in regards to making a game immersive. The only thing that’s changed is the budget and scope of their games because holy hell I’ll be damned if every one of CDPR’s major releases hasn’t been among the most immersive video games ever created.

Developed in UE5, I’m assuming? That’d be an unfortunate probability. CP2077 was the best looking game and the most immersive game I’ve ever played

Damn, a tongue lashing? But was he SLAMMED?

I had to scroll shockingly far through these comments to find a sex joke.

Is a “golden dome” not what happens when you try to suck off someone who gives zero shits about you before he pisses in your mouth? Because that’s exactly what it sounds like

ehhhhhhh

I mean Ciri does but she’s a child throughout the books.

Yennefer and Triss are almost only as independent as their insatiable lust for Geralt lets them be. Kind of like Triss and Shani in the Witcher 1 but I’d argue they’re worse in that game than in the books

If you’re avoiding the first two Witcher games because they’re somehow not cinematic, you’re sorely mistaken.

Both of those games are incredibly atmospheric to the point of mastery. (tbf you have to be able to forgive the character models in the first game and that can be admittedly difficult because HOLY HELL ZOLTAN ARE YOU OKAY)

also wtf do you mean “masculine indulgences?”

Daaaaaaaaayyum they got ripped!

You are indeed a great understander

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Soooo why do we waste any time worrying about what the AI owned by a nazi says?

I’m so tired of oughting to have the shit scared out of me 4 times per day

What a bold-faced clearly obvious motherfucking lie.

Rockstar has released only 2 full games in the past 13 years because everything they’ve done since then has been funded by microtransactions. The price of entry is negligible to them when whales pay for multiple copies of the game every fuckin month.

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