In this economy?! The best we can do is a 55 gallon drum filled with Coca-Cola.

He wouldn’t say he redefined it, more like he has tainted the word schlonged .

I know where this is from, but the images of googling "Trump schlonged " would cause most people to claw their own eyes out.

You have to sing it like the subway commercial.

Puckerberg!

“Bro, you need to get your kid to watch Peppa pig or something because I can’t understand her half the time.”

Is she mythological? Like a sphinx?

No, it was like “weather is brought to you by.” Can I not remember the rest because I was blinded by rage . I didn’t even hear the weather. It only happened once.

“it’s the thirst mutilator!”

I asked Alexa what the weather was like, and they shoe horned a sponsorship.

So do you file it under your own insurance and they sue him?

I wonder, does his homeowner insurance cover the damage? Do you go through your insurance?

“This machine just called me an asshole.”

They need to go to the hague food court, and punished for their food crimes.