When you consider that includes the Fourteen Words, he’s only got 23.5 words left which include hoax, witchhunt, and bigly.

Hey now, don’t blame his whiskey dick on the gays

Teenagers beat up a teenager, who was hired as a scapegoat by the felonious child in an old man’s body. Time to call in the national guard and impose martial law.

It’s one client list, Michael. How much could it cost? 10 dollars?

Except he provided it for identify verification, and if I was asked for this my assumption would be they need a mobile number to send a verification text message. If Google wanted a business number in order to publish it online they should state that clearly.

Just wait until they pass on the cost of increased insurance premiums with a Nuclear Zone Fee

Trump broadcasts every semi-coherent thought via the Ministry of Truth Social, he is focused on bigly things and can’t be bothered to worry about teeny tiny bugs.

This is the kind of good trouble John Lewis would appreciate, so while unrelated I was reminded of his words:

We are one people with one family. We all live in the same house… and through books, through information, we must find a way to say to people that we must lay down the burden of hate. For hate is too heavy a burden to bear.

We need to look at the long term gains though. Once it is clear how completely they’ve broken these government services, the disaster capitalist Republicans can announce the solution of privatizing them to benefit whoever bribes them the most.

Narrator:

they already knew they were, in fact, the baddies

An additional benefit is the bulletproof glass, in case the IDF mistakes it for an ambulance.

It’s also politically dangerous with how much Trump despises Ukraine and will gladly talk shit on Republicans, but never has a cross word to say about Putin.

If Metalocalypse ever comes back a skeleton lake needs to get worked in somehow. Until then we’ll have to make do with “Go Into the Water”

He’s clearly never read the Bible, but somebody told him how much Nazi gold there is for paying pedophile lawsuits so he’s on board.

I want to see a rocket fist

I expect proving that you own some of Trump’s memecoin will be the only way to avoid deportation soon. The god emperor can forgive any sin if you kiss the ring

Additionally while retail prices will remain high, stock prices responding to tariff toilet tweets will continue to reflect the same pump and dump scheme Trump bragged about in the White House with Charles Schwab.

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