The template image is in the wrong order! Banned.

Before we all die in WW3 I’d just like to say: It’s “Oh for fuck’s sake.”

He should shave his beard and get a slick back.

I mean, what sort of a psychopath do you have to be to give a single fuck about working in manufacturing?

is being yourself, not artificially bending towards what you think will look attractive.

If I’m understanding you correctly. Those things aren’t necessarily exclusive to each other in my opinion. I am constantly thinking of something funny to say because I like saying funny or flirtatious things. And you can learn these things, yet still hold true to oneself.

as a customer?

No, no, as her supervisor.

Must a be one hell of a coffee.

And how’s that going for ya?

True. But in my experience, people tend to engage a little better in the conversation if it feels more natural.

I guess there’s room for a plan B.

I will, but I only see her about twice a week.

Nice! That ought to work. Thank you!

See? Bill Gates is one of us! /s

Obligatory Reservoir Dogs scene

Yeah :D

No, NO! She said the FIRST table. Not table ONE. Why are women like this??? /s