I’d be so all over a proper turn based Warhammer game.

Shadow of the horned rat and dark omen both do the same but just a little closer to the tabletop game afaik (but they’re a pain to get properly running).

Then there’s SOVL which gives a proper turn based mechanic that’s pretty close to Warhammer fantasy of old in the style of classic white dwarf battle reports.

There’s also a game in cooperation with the people behind 9th age but also, didn’t get it working yet.

Meager pickings :/

“You really aughta get busy with kids before y’all start figuring out how fucked you are under this regime.”

And in contrast to other pieces of software, it seems to be working.

More like “slow Rogan.”

lights go down, applause erupts

Thank you, you’re too kind. Oh please. Thank you.

Oh flowers? Lovely. waves at crowd

Good night everyone, drive safe, you’ve been a lovely audience. Till next time!

Shouldn’t the bible be subject to that age verification thing that’s going around? You know, to actually protect the children.

Well you’re talking to me aren’t you? That’s what it sounds like.

Edit: ah I apologise being that short. Bit of crappy day.

Thick European accent: “You scan? No, you scan’t!”

Man, I can’t get shit done. It keeps disconnecting, updates mess everything up,…

Oh wait, my bad, pen and paper don’t work like that.

Every day is Opposite Day…

“And that is why I will always love you.

If you want I can make a longer version that includes even more personalised material. Please share more anecdotes in order for me to do so.

The end.”

Name checks out.

They cosy up to the Donny, …which tracks.

Don’t undervalue that. Working on your head impacts everything else down the line.

It comes and goes in waves kinda like New Year’s resolutions but in general the amount of kindness and care you invest in yourself and those around you increases.

Your body will punish you harder and harder for staying up late and drinking=> ok let’s do less of that. (I’m at a place now where that happens once every 3-4 months…and even then it’s just 2-3 beers and I’m done)

You notice your social circles becoming less dynamic. So you value those around you more and more.

You learn more empathy, so you take more care of people.

You learn the value of time and choose to spend it with your loved ones instead of insert meaningless time sink.

It’s not perfect, but it does increase.

At least that has been my experience so far.

Yes, let’s arrest penis costume grandma instead of warmongering pedoffending nazi monster. (I mean, that even feels insulting to the word monster).

You’re assuming they even remotely like each other. Based on how they treat other people I think you can easily put this in question.

Oh ffs turn it off.

It amazes me that they honestly try to push this as “better”. Q3 has a certain look and feel that was a product of its time. It’s kinda like all those botched 3D model projects for og doom. Just fucking don’t already.

Goddamnit, I wasn’t gonna start anymore armies!

Frog chocking on listerine voice

“He may not appear alive but that’s actually a good thing because that gives you a chance to eat enough meats and ferments up to the point that you see the truth that he actually is alive.”

leans in throws arm over his shoulder

“I mean the bacteria are but let’s not get lost on the details. I saw a squirrel on the road earlier, you guys up for some heatless bbq?”

Maybe we’re not quite there yet but I got some dice and miniatures that don’t need ram or internet…