Uncle used to touch me when I was little, why won’t anyone touch me now?!

I don’t know if they did, but I sure did. That was fantastic.

Can you get a firestick from amazon?

I’m more just agitated that they paywalled free functions that don’t have to rely on their services.

Really want to know what happens in a person’s life to make them so horrifically evil.

JD Vance apparently

That’s the attitude that got America where it is. Stamp that shit out now.

The monkeys can write Shakespeare. But not this farcical twattery.