A scrub is a guy that can’t get no love

Don’t worry. I keep hearing of a “blue wave”. With the help of quantum mechanics and enough time, it could happen.

My anaconda doesn’t want…wait, it’s just pythons

What sounds like glass cracking?

How long before it is mandated that all govt officials can only use the T1 phone?

It’s to prove you aren’t an addict. Everything is great in moderation. Drug wise. There are some really sickos.

I really want to go inland, but then I’d be a Baygull.

Maybe an Owl carried the coconut here.

Sweet boat. Well it was.

Thank you. That was some “wow” reading.

I do love his videos. Very informative. Also this CNN story claims are over a 12hr period. Silly stats IMO.

I’m going to need a banana for scale.

I want deviled eggs! And I might have to sell my soul

But they smell like up dog.

I feel this way about working out in the hotel parking lot. Maybe I’ll just workout in my room. Oh look, a TV and bed.

I have 2 demands for microwaves. Have a 30sec button and start when I press it once. After 1 minute of no use, just clear the time left. Also don’t beep every 10 seconds after the timer ends. I’m drunk and I probably don’t need that food if I don’t remember. That’s more than 2, so 30 demands and I’ll stop before I hit zero left.

Your funeral…

I used Planner in the past. Its integration with teams makes a webcam pointed at a white board a lot better.

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