I’m not saying Oreos aren’t ultra processed, because obviously they are, but the ability to hold up in water is actually something UP carbs lack. Ultra processed snacks are lots of food pieces that have been “glued” back together with sugars or whatever, so they typically dissolve in water very easily. A piece of homemade bread on the other hand, holds up relatively well to moisture.

https://www.npr.org/2026/02/16/nx-s1-5708698/ultra-processed-food-diet-health

Hell yeah brother I’d get slammed too

Man I wish I was getting blasted as often as headlines

How to tell your policies are popular and you’re doing a great job governing

I wonder if that shooting in Austin was this…?

https://www.kut.org/crime-justice/2026-03-05/austin-tx-west-sixth-street-shooting-bufords-apd-fbi-updates

Love is love my friend. No borders.

This comment gave me flashbacks to when I tried to use a cheap external touchscreen monitor plugged into an old macbook pro with a singular usb-c cable. It “worked” but the ux was a disaster

There’s a little pencil next to the downvote counter.

Edited to add: hey look at meee

Edited again to add: hmm, it shows it in my post history but not on this thread apparently

Edited again to add: hmm, maybe you’ve found a bug. It’s not showing up like it used to.

Edit after some time: pencil??

Get a high vis jacket over a black polo shirt with an iron-on logo, a face mask, and sunglasses. Park out of sight or bike or walk up. You could probably swap most public hardware things with mesh node guts in broad daylight. Just sayin’. This is not advice.

Fabrige must be the knock-off Chinese version.

Look, it’s an expensive hobby. Don’t judge me for using knockoffs. Or do. That’s also one of my kinks.

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Some people like your typical boobies and such, but sometimes an obscure, highly specific community will get a huge boost of activity by one enthusiastic uploader and the main Lemmy front page will be swamped with posts from c/amputeesPeeingOnFabrigeEggs or something

I’d totally eat a saag paneer pizza

I doubt it’s just Florida buddy

The beatings will continue until morale improves

Well the crowd at his forthcoming public hanging should be pretty big

Politics IS next door, my dude. They’re kicking in doors. I‘m concerned about your lost dog AND gestapo shit happening down the street.

They’re arguing that applying filters would degrade performance for everyone. So… to me that kinda sounds like accidentally doing the right thing.

Hmm, maybe we should have taken it seriously when he promised them he’d do whatever they wanted if they helped him get reelected…

They’re so cozy… can’t be helped!