Magazines are actually empty by default

Oh hey I actually didn’t know that was a Teddy Roosevelt quote til I googled it just now. I just thought it was some kind of proverb

Comparison is the thief of joy

Lol so now it’s alligator Alcatraz because it’s shut down, like Alcatraz, and surrounded by gators.

Yeah Chicago gangs are not shy at all about shooting at law enforcement as it is

Ok Zoomer

…Putin is about to walk away with 20% of Ukraine

…But isn’t the US actually paying these third counties to take them?

Am nurse. Don’t know of one, I’m not the kind to start something like it but I would love one

I definitely first read it as Ikea Warns Iran and got very confused/excited

If you read the quote from the anonymous source in Trump’s voice…it sounds exactly like the way he would shit talk somebody

You can give input but ultimately you don’t get to pick them…your prescriber picks them

Here ICE, this is the man you’re looking for

Remember how lucky you are to be in a position where you can think about buying a house in the first place

Yes I’m American and yes they’re pretty common I’d estimate I personally care for at least 1-2 each month

Oh boy! ER Nurse at a busy urban trauma center

The one I’ll never forget was self inflicted GSW to head. He pulled the trigger with the gun pointed to his temple. Bullet somehow immediately took a turn downward and exited through his jaw on his opposite side.

Came in by EMS alert and neuro totally intact. I heard he even walked out of the hospital on his own when he was discharged