Moi, non.

Now you must tell me about the first three seasons of FRIENDS. (Please?)

I have one. It’s awesome. But don’t do it if you’re not absolutely sure you want it.

While I feel the pain of his wives, with their 8 or 9 (living!) children each.

We’re in France.

He got the maximum sentence.

It’s early, but WTF are you talking about? What did I miss?

I am. We’ll have someone in the next week. (And the Left won’t like them.)

French woman here. I used to live in Damascus and I know Lebanon a bit. It was a wonderful place with great people (and dumbasses, obviously, but the great people were really great). Just wanted to say: I get it. I see you.

You made me laugh in the middle of a pretty shitty day. Thank you.