For those of who worked at certain restaurants, you might have experienced a dedicated group of 75+ friends and yes they do meet at the same place everyday. In fact when we were closed they’d camp outside in the parking lot in lawn chairs.

The exact same group of geriatrics… every single day. Honestly it was sad to see one missing and not come back because you knew why.

Thanks, I’m aware just thought it was mildly interesting to share. As soon as I saw it I grabbed a ladder to get that photo, so I was more than pumped they chose my tree to take a break. They are still around resting for the night.

I hope they picked the tree because we planted a lot of plants to attract monarch butterflies and milkweed which is currently in bloom. We get all sorts of pollinators and everyone is more than welcome. Would be fascinating if they stuck around.

I’d eat an onion like an apple.

What about this phone?

Oh garsh

Face off sequel?

https://youtu.be/aTNeaKRjzkg

It’s the motive force! Not some heretical warp magic.

Also Alaska: It’s over, Texas. I have the high ground.

Alaska - High point: 20,320 feet - Sea level
Texas - High point: 8,749 feet - Sea level

Dutch behavioral biologist Maarten 't Hart, hired by Herzog for his expertise with laboratory rats, revealed that, after witnessing the inhumane way in which the rats were treated, he no longer wished to cooperate. Apart from traveling conditions that were so poor that the rats, imported from Hungary, had started to eat each other upon arrival in the Netherlands, Herzog insisted the plain white rats be dyed gray. To do so, according to 't Hart, the cages containing the rats needed to be submerged in boiling water for several seconds, causing another half of them to die. The surviving rats proceeded to lick themselves clean of the dye immediately, as 't Hart had predicted they would.

Holy shit.

The better solution

Bicycle vamps

MFW I walk into the single occupancy bathroom in a public place and it’s occupied.

Keywords.

Flash my piece - white in the face - fuck - real quick

Autobots roll out!

My gender is car, but sometimes I identify as robot.

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Why do you have your hemorrhoid out to watch you eat pizza.