I dunno, is that long enough?

Edit: Only 3.865 million years

Oh you should definitely get one, they are fantastic. The only real way it will get the floor wet is if you turn it on when you’re not sitting down. The meme is just a bit of silliness.

The big argument is coming. It’s just a matter of time before one of you blows up.

Could we start doing the ritual more often? Like, weekly maybe?

Ah, I thought it was strange for the payment processing companies to come out of nowhere.

Them being pressured by conservative prudish assholes masquerading as concerned feminists makes more sense.

I’m a weirdo, so Massive Chalice.

It has a strange high-concept premise where you are an immortal ruler defending against a monstrous army that only attacks every decade or so. Any surviving individual squad member will only be able to go on a handful of missions before aging out, so you are also managing familial bloodlines to birth new soldiers, while controlling for genetic and social traits that get passed down. I love the uniqueness and big ideas. It’s far from perfect, but you asked for favorite not the best.

Hey, the bi flag similarity got me to open the post when the girl in the arcade hadn’t. Wish I’d been reading these the whole time though, great stuff! I’ll definitely check out future posts, no matter which image you use. :)

Ha! Picture is from The Stuff, great goofy horror movie.

Huh, so it’s taking place in 2 AD instead of 2077. Weird direction to take.

Shadow of the Colossus

NO WE NEED TO EXPLORE

NO WE NEED TO EXPLORE

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Looked it up and you are correct! It is “Saint Joan And The Computer” by David Mattingly, who did covers for Animorphs!

This product is not real.

Nothing is real.

Partly covered by “song”, but also complaining about fluoride. 🙄

NO WAI!

Platform: Flibbar (owned and operated by F89 LLC)

That corporation.

Just be depressed and you’ll sleep all day.

I absolutely love Shenmue, have played through many times, and this still seems crazy to me.