You’re no fun :(
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Mr_Blott@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Haley loses Nevada GOP primary skipped by Trump to 'none of these candidates'0·2 years agoNot obvious at all to those not familiar with the infantile shitshow referred to as ‘politics’ in that country
told BBC News on Friday that the device was “just basically a gas tank for rocket fuel”. He called the event “not serious at all”. “In fact, our bomb squad member asked me why we were releasing a news release on a rusted piece of metal,” he said.
Saved you a click
Mr_Blott@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Austin experimented with giving people $1,000 a month. They spent the no-strings-attached cash mostly on housing, a study found0·2 years agoThey spent the no-strings-attached cash mostly on housing, a study found
They had to hand it straight back to greedy landlords in order not to be evicted
Sorted that headline for you, nae bother hen
Mr_Blott@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•The U.S. just expanded its territory by a million square kilometers0·2 years agoWhat even is a kilometre?
How to make sure nobody takes you seriously 😒
Mr_Blott@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•Microplastics found in 90% of burgers, steaks and chicken0·2 years agoWell that’s a defeatist attitude
You can stop breathing
Mr_Blott@lemmy.worldto A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world•Philly Streets Kensington by Channel 50·2 years agoI know! Fuckin double negatives right?
Mr_Blott@lemmy.worldto World News@lemmy.world•US Pedestrian deaths rose a troubling 77% between 2010 and 2021.English0·2 years agoLong way of saying “Nobody outside the US has the right combination of gullibility and unfathomably poor taste to buy such a ghastly monstrosity” 😂
99% of my interaction with India is -
“Hello sir my name is Paul Smith. I have been looking at your website and I have discovered it is not optimised for SEO and I would like to offer you the chance to improve your search rankings”
Every. Fuckin. Day.
Mr_Blott@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Apple to switch to OLED displays for iPads and MacBooks - Nikkei AsiaEnglish0·2 years ago“Apple to claim they invented OLED” ftfy
Mr_Blott@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Starlink loses out on $886 million in rural broadband subsidiesEnglish0·2 years agoI live two hours from a city, waaaay up in the Alps and I have gigabit fibre for€40 a month lol
Your infrastructure sucks donkeyballs 😂
Mr_Blott@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Apple And Google Are Sending Your Push Notifications to The GovernmentEnglish1·2 years agoAlso, headline-type titles then "In this video I will waffle on for 20 minutes and give you one minute’s worth of info
Mr_Blott@lemmy.worldto World News@lemmy.world•Six teenagers in court over beheading of French teacherEnglish0·2 years agoNothing to add, just thought a cock n balls would improve it, seeing as he was a pedo
Two keyboards and the punctuation is broken on both of them? Unfortunate
Mr_Blott@lemmy.worldto News@lemmy.world•IRS plans to launch free tax filing pilot program in 13 states next year1·2 years agoPaying to pay your taxes is the most moronically American thing I’ve ever heard 😂
I’m gen-x according to you. When I was younger there were none of these divisive nomenclatures. They’re stupid and harmful, the same as every stereotype, and anyone who uses them is a gullible fool
90% of people I know, from teenagers to pensioners, are lovely, interesting, amazing folk, and their age has as much to do with that as the colour of their skin
You should be ashamed of yourself for perpetuating divisiveness