They also don’t sell Halloween decorations.

That urinal is dirty.

He refused to leave home without it and the army was like “oh well, what are you gonna do?”

I love when he climbs up on my shoulders because he needs to be more in my face.

I moved to a shitty small city a few years ago. My most diverse grocery store is a fucking Food Lion.

Avengers theme ring tone. Captain America theme alarm.

You can at least go to the medium place.

Don’t forget to focus on your breath work.

Because Internet - Gretchen McCulloch

Thanks for mentioning this, I’ve added it to my tbr.

I think language is like art. It’s ideal to learn the rules then brek them.

I will never understand people’s obsession with what is essentially a shittier, more expensive walmart.

We love Wingspan. Meadow is pleasant.

Just One was a great game for 4 people. Three people have to get the fourth person to guess a particular word. They each write down a one-word hint. If any two (or more) players write the same word hint, they don’t get to show that word to the guesser. It’s a lot of fun when you see the different ways people interpret words to come up with hints and how two (or more) words can work together to make you think of the answer.

I learned that only one S can survive in the desert.

The state Republican Party distanced itself from Looper.

Would never happen today.

I have no clue what the implication is here

Be gay, celebrate Crimes.

I just want my ashes scattered over the people I didn’t like.

I don’t know, but my guess is maybe a tool for cutting butter into pastry dough?

Edit: never mind, further down the thread someone’s shown it’s salad shears.

Of course I have that drawer. Why do you need a solution? What’s the problem?

A moron’s vote for Harris counts the same a genious’ vote for Harris.