My aunt is fairly tall (about 1.9 meters) and she told me she was so thankful for men in drag becoming a thing in the zeitgeist, as she could finally find shoes and clothes her size with ease.

Sorry, it wasn’t meant to be directed at you as if you held the opinion. I can see how it could be read like that.

It was meant as more of an apropos to your comment.

Personally I’ve always found it quite antisemitic to prescribe all people of the Jewish faith the opinions of the state of Israel, and in turn hold them accountable for the states actions.

When people say anti Zionism is equivalent antisemitism that’s what they are doing, and in turn removing all agency from people of the Jewish faith.

I have yet to ask people who make the argument about this though, but I assume it’d be a shitstorm.

Tbh I looked just hard enough to find one not about faeces, didn’t look too hard at it.

You shouldn’t think big, necessarily, you should think heavy. Postage to be paid on delivery.

Lead sheet in a return envelope is a great thank you for unsolicited application offers.

Heavy shit sent to UKIP is a classic one.

First part of this comment I thought you were going somewhere completely different with it…

I don’t envy the poor soul that incurred Sir Whiskers wrath when the bottom of the food bowl became visible!

By talks, does he mean talks, or does he mean posting on truth social while China remains silent before he again extends the deadline, simultaneously calling himself a great negotiator and China impossible to reason with?

God no, I have a hard enough time hanging out when I’m present, I don’t need another me ruining the ambiance.

I TOO ENJOY INGESTING THE REQUIRED AMOUNT OF OXYGEN, AND AMBULATING AROUND THE NATURE ON MY LOWER APPENDAGES.

He’s having a fit of the vapours, the poor thing.

I was sure that boats sank the vast majority of the time they were used. Also, I have yet to be on fire.

The picture of a dystopian future where feudal oligarchs are shooting down each others low orbit internet satellites in the furious competition for best coverage popped into my head.

Who are we casting as the satellite retrieval specialist with a penchant for bonsai trees living in an off grid log cabin?

Unfortunately there were no other parties present to provide a second opinion, only their cat. Which, to be fair, is probably less tech illiterate than the human.

The problem was more of a disagreement between the end user and the printer in what constitutes an on button.

Friend of the family but still…

Had to travel by boat to an island with no road connection to turn on a printer, after having been promised that it was, in fact, on.

Once turned on it was working. Well as much as a printer can work.

I use mine for my lamps. Got four outlets like that in my living room.

Bernards letter

Well, their way of counting is all messed up, and so is their language, so it will probably require slot of patience. That or a lot of schnapps.

Source: Have been to Denmark.

So that’s what happened to Emilia Earhart!