Damn. Not even stringing them along through ever more obtuse tests and interviews to test their dedication and waste their time?

You’re letting them off easy.

Pefect! Then we can make the entirety of Washington DC in miniature around it, with life sized models of each member of the armed forces surrounding it in formation!

Some special shares are cheaper, but you don’t get a vote. Those shares are for the sort that just wanna ride the corporate wave without any “guilt”.

This is certainly a take, so Imma ask you to further clarify your positions:

What concerns raised about the law’s “incompatibility with Judeo-Christian values” are worth listening to?

Also, the last sentence is an especially stinky take: people are allowed to impose discipline on themselves without demanding others follow the same (like gyms and diets).