Who said you can’t have sex with it?

Don’t forget boobies and cocks

What’s the name for that sensation that’s somewhere between a taste and a smell but it’s mainly at the back of my mouth near the throat and good food can have it in bad ways for some reason

Lmao not that I know of, but it would fit his track record

You say that as if there’s a good explanation. People slip through smaller cracks then that all the time

Why do you assume he was naked. I kind was imagining a frat party scenario where Epstein and a bunch of other are watching and cheering and everyone is blackout drunk

And all this before he offers to impregnate her!

The sharpest plow in the boy

Just you wait until that Linux phone gets going

Foreign lord

Well and Jesus for that matter

I’ve been wanting to set up something like this for a while. Have any guides or a good place to start?

He brought them in to help him find his keys

I really think I’m close, I just need to distill a little more urine

They’re milling wind

He looks like a had a mild allergic reaction to seafood

What the actual fuck is going on

This a good 70% of what I watch

This is a good list of comedies in my opinion (not that into B99 tho) but I think 30 Rock is the most underrated one on here

In Kanye voice “Elon Musk doesn’t care about dead people”