That’s how long it took to look at a few medium res images.

So trickle down eventually works. You just have to let them get to godhood first. Got it.

Capitalism probably

Having God almighty on his list is pretty good.

Me irl

Nope, I’m dead.

On a serious note, they stalled long enough for me to be able to call my mom. It was the middle of the night when I called and I didn’t want to wake her up. Not like my mom would prefer bad sleep over loosing me. But that’s not how the depressed mind works. So they kept me on there for several hours until I called her.

That was many years ago and after therapy and lots more I’m doing really well now. Way better than I thought possible for a long time.

As someone who has been there before I don’t think i wanted to die when I called. Which is actually why I called.

I didn’t want to die. But I had run out of reasons to live and needed someone to help me find them again in that moment.

There is wisdom in this meme.

The reasoning behind be yourself when dating is not because it’ll work all the time and get you all the girls. It’ll get you the right girl when it works.

True. Redbubble shirts have pretty bad print quality from my experiences with them.

Now I want a shirt that says Human error.

Ah yes. I have heard about that.

American Pi.

LAN parties.

So far five.

Beer Books Boobs Butt Bed

If I got all five, I couldn’t be a happier man.

It covers 2 of the epic Bs of my life. Beer and books. I can see why this is a hit.

At uni the biologist parties were always the ones with the most sex. So that checks out.

The least sex was electrical or mechanical engineering. Just the couple of ay dudes had some fun.

Weirdest sex was for sure psychology student parties.

I don’t get it.

Boss makes a million, I make a penny, that’s why at work I shit post on lemmy.

Stop trying to make sense of English pronunciation. It’s all just made up bullshit.

Make your passion your job and you won’t have passion but you’ll have another job.

Cynicism slowly becomes realism in our time line.

Fat goth sluts who like candy and are looking for an excuse to party?