The right way to use one certainly doesn’t feel elegant. You just have to flip it around a lot while facing down at the sink and hope you don’t snipe a spider on the ceiling by accident.

Can you recommend a brand? I’ve been thinking about switching over.

So where do you think that car goes when you sell it?

Not all men are evil… There are many of us out there fighting for women’s rights. Sorry that so many feel they need to resort to this, I guess I get it though.

Even that isn’t enough unless you have a lot of money laying around and some kind of support network in whatever country you plan to escape to.

The Gummy Bear song. I have no proof, but I think it has some kind of brain dissolving frequency.

HEY! LOOK OVER THERE! poof

Some do, they just charge you like $300 for that version now.

I wish that were the case out west.