Why? As with most awful things in America, the answer is Ronald Reagan.

According to Trump this violates consumer protection laws and you can sue for a billion dollars.

Thomas and Alito would vote to uphold it.

I can’t understand why the markets would go up on this news. Didn’t Trump say the tariffs were bringing trillions of dollars into the US?

Maybe he will fire all of them. It is his go to move.

Someone is going to exploit this to make a great lesbian dating app

Trans people are immortal?

There is no possible way that can meet the true threat standard. Unfortunately, the cops will face zero consequences for violating her first amendment rights.

Fine. But how long did he dance? Let’s stay focused on the important issues here.

It would have been cheaper if Kubrick hadn’t insisted on filming on location

Pump Up the Jam is an anagram of Jam Up the Pump

This meme was posted 35 years after the release of unrelated Belgian techno anthem Pump Up the Jam

But does it whip the llama’s ass?

Fact check:

Claim: Everyone will be better off if Trump loses

Verdict: False. Trump will not be better off if he loses

To be fair, some stocks are crashing.

That is pretty funny how they implied that Musk is a human.

Donald Trump can’t plausibly deny that he is entirely unqualified to be president, yet here we are.

can’t claim he knew nothing about extremist Project 2025

You sure about that?

I’m pretty sure Biden has immunity and can do whatever the hell he wants. At least that’s what the Supreme Court told me.