Because it’s a patent troll who has attempted this a few times before.

I would call the Home Safety Hotline about such activities

This sounds more like illegally holding rather than “police escort”

Sarah Conner would be like “You shits think this is AI?”

Eustace has trouble putting the mask on these days

First thing I thought of also. With the face of Desmond Miles from Assassins Creed

Naw this guy has literal white supremacist and Nazi tattoos