Wahwah! What? was that dude gay? What a pussy.

Ok… im actually just kidding, ive been sexually assaulted by girls as a guy. In fact, Ive technically been raped i guess, but… that was like 20 years ago anyway.

Anyway, yeah she’s a bitch

Uhh. This is crazy. I’d be gone.

Hello South America.

Could have been a PR bond.

“Bible based” is a very loose qualification here…

“Everyone loves the smell of their own brand!”

Whata dumb -itch

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What’re you saying? You dont want to make America great again?

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I dont know… let’s see… 15 hours ago… I must have been drunker than I thought… I apparently did some drunk commenting… I better go check on things…

White House ballroom project has become costlier and larger than originally anticipated

Sweeeeet.

Donald Trump encouraged those working on the construction of his new White House ballroom project to disregard traditional permitting, zoning, and code requirements, according to a new report.

Meh, screw those nerd pencil pushers. Some are born to scrutinize, some are born to boogy. A ballroom is for boogying, not scrutinizing.