Either way it tastes like it’s been in someone else’s mouth

Around me, they’re either 2 inches below the road surface, so a giant pothole, or 2 inches above the road surface, so a giant speed bump.

I’ve had some coworkers where working with them was like working alone, but harder

Is it really breaking news that the whole government is full of idiots?

You can make a slam fire shotgun with 2 galvanized pipes and a roofing nail

Ubuntu touch works on most android phones and has a handful with official support

Trump and Epstein have more photos together than me and my own father.

Trump’s name is in the Epstein files more times than God’s name is in the BIBLE

It’s great when you have basic critical thinking skills and can use it like a tool.

Unfortunately, many people don’t have those and just use AI as a substitute for their own brain.

His and hers, MeUndies had a deal going on lol

I got my gf and I matching underwear

For me at least, reddits ban bot has gotten way too sensitive and the reviewers don’t actually read the appeal. I got a permaban for “threatening violence” just saying the word “kill” in context of a cat hunting birds, tried to appeal and immediately got a notification that the ban won’t be reversed, because they obviously didn’t read the comment that triggered the ban.

So now I’m here

Never actually did anything and never actually claimed to. Most people assumed it was a headache relief but the company never said that. They just said to put the shit on your forehead

Complaining about something free and optional is wild

You know what mothballs smell like?

Does yours not have Glance? I have a Moto G and there’s this app I can’t uninstall that puts “news stories” that are actually advertisements on my lock screen. I can disable it but if my phone reboots it re-enables itself. It’s the sole reason that this in my last Motorola phone.

Pre-built machines are still going for reasonable prices but once those companies run out of old stock that’ll be done for. If you’ve got a Costco membership they have some IBuyPower PCs for a pretty reasonable price. I got a ryzen 7, RTX5070 and 32GB of ddr5 for $1600. They have an Intel ultra 5, RTX5060, and 32GB ddr5 for $1,099.

My new conspiracy is that Diana found out what Andrew was up to and he made sure she couldn’t spill the beans

Alcohol may mess up some of the plastic pieces, mineral oil might be a better option, that’s what people use in the “underwater” computer builds

Dude always looks like he just had a wet fart