Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]

That would party rock pretty hard. Get thee behind me, linear time!

The current year is likely omitted since they don’t have the full year’s data yet.

Stripe handles the actual card details, while Cape only receives the token, which cannot be mapped to your real credit card number.

Good thing the founding financiers of Stripe, Cape, and Palantir aren’t the same person.

Are you a gymnast by trade? Because you’re really bending over backwards to defend your (very wrong) transphobic mom.

As I understand it, this is a map of the North Atlantic Ocean??

Known non-Russian propaganda outlet lemmy.ml has told us the truth us yet again???

I’m really getting confused about which sources we should arbitrarily dismiss.

Known Russian propaganda outlet Reuters has fooled us again.

Meanwhile in indie land, I just tried to cheat my way through a Chapter 3 minigame in Deltarune, and Toby Fox himself showed up in his dogsona to blow up the game and make me start the minigame over.

This is the extent to which anti-cheat measures should go.

Yeah ok, but I read on Wikipedia that the 2014 Maidan Coup Revolution of Freedom and Dignity and Peace and Security and Prosperity and Unicorns was cool and good.

Checkmate.

Being the biggest, loudest, meanest man in the room means you always win. This is how the world works; right?!?

I cannot believe that L’il Marco failed to execute this plan of action.

+12 social credit score, I think. Or minus. It’s not even real, so who cares?

You can tell a real programmer made this because it’s unreadable.