So I’m in a room with 100 cats, one of which pesters me for love and affection about a thousand times a day. I could just sit down and wait for her to come over and scream like she’s in immense pain as she usually does. If that didn’t work I’d clap my hands and look around. The room should look something like this

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳☺️😳😳😳 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

because she knows me and is used to me being noisy sometimes.

The cost of living is much higher in Germany and even “half of” enough would still be considerably less than enough.

Centrists: “Oh so everyone you disagree with is a nazi?”

Cool

Epstein was a convicted kid diddler since 2008.

So if they just say they were gonna get to the bug fixing part but haven’t yet they’re in the clear. Boom, another decisive victory for the Dragon Sector.

Type B is objectively inferior. This is not anti-americanism either, Technology Connections has my back here. But it’s not bad enough to replace three big countries worth of plugs and outlets. The only way to have a global standard would be something like Italy’s plug orgy system where you can fit multiple different types but that would kinda defy the purpose.

As opposed to underfloor heating which is maintainance-free and doesn’t consume fuel

Hyperrealistic sesame street puppet

Today they use this sleek and futuristic implement for episiotomies

Nobody would wish harm upon an innocent cardboard box

The kebab shop down the road makes burgers too and they’re better than everything I’ve had from one of the large chains while still distinctly feeling like junk food.

What we do in the shadows

Literally. Treasonous enemies of the state and they’re walking freely amogus. Any other way to get rid of them has proven too slow or ineffective so we’re kinda running out of options at this point.

I bet Ozzy dropped the sickest loot

It would come with its own ramifications though. Namely President Couchfucker.

Love that it’s unclear if this is about the recent spike in celebrity deaths or the Epstein files. To be honest for some it might be both.

That literally describes you.